person: will you be my girlfriend?
OH GOD WEST’S FACE WHEN HE TASTES HIS OWN COOKING IS FUCKING PRICELESS
It’s back!!! :D
We keep holding on to this one until december and then you can’t escape it
Just how far up your ass is your head, do you need medical help to pull it out of there?
Imagine telling some like 27 year old office worker that he doesn’t face body image issues when he wakes up every morning to a further receding hairline and a growing gut from an inactive lifestyle. Or some teenager. Or just generally anybody male.
You must be a prize cunt to be that delusional.
there’s absolutely no way men are pressured by society to look a certain way
none at all
Here’s the mini I made for Genghis Con! It came from a joke I made on twitter a while back about dogs and wi-fi.
I still have some physical copies of the book left so if you’re interested in buying one, send me a message or email or something. There are a lot of ways to contact me.
Shared by West Coast Falconry on Facebook: “Here is a priceless photo! Neither birds are West Coast Falconry’s. A captive Harris Hawk at a museum up north was eating it’s rat on a perch outside when a wild female kestrel attempted to steal the rat. She left unharmed and empty taloned. Perfect photo timing = priceless image. :)”
I love how the Harris hawk is like “… Are you fucking kidding me with this?”
And the kestrel is like “FUCK YOU BITCH I’M A FUCKING KESTREL.”
Kestrels are like the toy dogs of the raptor world. They think they are ENORMOUS.
I wonder if Mrs. Weasley still knits Fred a sweater for Christmas. Not out of habit but because her sweaters are meant for the people who are the most dear to her and Fred will never not be that for her.
I told my mom this over Thanksgiving and she said “I bet George kept them, too, and wore them sometimes on his own”. Thanks, mom.
if you can pick something cute up in a game and don’t try to throw it off a ledge you are out of your mind
im only 9, clefairy